Fenders with Benefits: Why Your Boat Deserves a Booty Call

Let’s face it—your boat’s got curves, edges, and maybe even a bit of attitude. So why are you still settling for boring, lifeless bumpers that look like leftovers from a tugboat retirement party?

It’s time to treat your boat to a real upgrade.
We’re talking fenders with benefits—the kind that protect your hull and turn heads at the dock.

🍑 Enter: The Booty Boat Bumper

This isn’t just another fender. It’s a statement piece. It’s thick, it’s bouncy, and it’s ready to be tied up (with a reinforced hole for your 3/8” dock line, of course). Whether you're docking, rafting up, or just chillin’ at the sandbar, this bumper brings personality with protection.

And let’s talk features:

• Durable rubber build – Tough enough to bounce back from any impact (or awkward docking).

• Playful "belly button" inflation valve – Because inflating a fender should never be boring.

• Big boat? Small boat? Doesn’t matter. The Booty’s for everyone.

• Made in Michigan – Like a craft beer, but inflatable.

😏 More Than Just a Pretty Stern

Sure, it’s hilarious. But this bumper isn’t just for laughs—it does its job. It cushions your craft like a cloud in choppy water. It says, “Yes, I’m serious about boating—but I also enjoy a good butt joke.”

🚤 Upgrade Your Game

Still using basic bumpers? Come on. You wouldn’t wear cargo shorts to a yacht party (well... we hope). So why let your boat roll up with the aquatic equivalent of a beige sock?

Give your boat the love it deserves. Give it the Booty Boat Bumper. Because some bumpers protect your hull—and some steal your heart.