How to Pick Up More Dockside Attention (Without Even Trying)

Feb 26

Let’s get one thing straight: you didn’t buy a boat to blend in. You bought it to live the lake life, crank the tunes, and maybe—just maybe—get noticed while you’re doing it. If you’re ready to turn heads at the dock without even breaking a sweat, it’s time to upgrade your gear.

Here’s your foolproof, low-effort, high-laugh guide to stealing the spotlight—novelty-style.

🍑 1. Start With the Booty (Boat Bumper, That Is)

Nothing says “I’ve arrived” like a cartoonishly round, inflatable bumper hanging off the stern of your boat. The Booty Boat Bumper is the perfect blend of form, function, and "Wait… is that a butt?" Reactions range from “LOL” to “Where did you get that?”

It protects your boat and your reputation as the most fun captain on the water.

🧊 2. Bring the Cooler with Personality

Anyone can show up with a cooler—but does yours say something? Whether it’s custom-labeled, shaped like a fish, or plastered with stickers, make it fun. Bonus points if it floats and delivers drinks like a party butler.

🎵 3. Let Your Music Do the Flirting

Dockside attention starts with the playlist. A waterproof Bluetooth speaker, some upbeat classics, and you’ve got an automatic vibe. Not too loud, not too chill—just enough to make your boat sound like the place to be.

🕶️ 4. Have a Signature Look (Sunglasses Optional, Swagger Mandatory)

Whether it’s a captain’s hat, a banana shirt, or flip-flops with built-in bottle openers, you need a thing. It says, “Yes, I’m fun. No, I didn’t try that hard.” People love effortless cool—especially when it’s paired with an inflatable fender shaped like a behind.

📸 5. Make it Instagram-Worthy

People will take pictures of your boat. Make sure it’s ready. Set up a little photo corner with fun props, or just let the Booty Bumper speak for itself. Either way, your stern’s gonna be on the ‘Gram.

🚤 In Conclusion…

Standing out at the dock doesn’t take money, fame, or horsepower—it just takes a little booty and a lot of personality. So tie up, show up, and let your boat be the one people talk about (and take selfies with) all summer long.

Because blending in is boring—and you were born to float different.

DocksideDiva

Serving lake looks and stern sass with a splash of sparkle. Queen of the sandbar, connoisseur of floaties, and proud ambassador of booty bumpers everywhere. Whether I’m tying knots or turning heads, I do it all with nautical flair and a drink in hand.